The Perpetrators

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This site has been created to shed light on the mysterious occurence of the Keenspace Conspiracy. Despite our best research, we still know very little about this sinister plot. What we do know, however, will be explained for your own safety.

The Keenspace Conspiracy was organized by a shadowy, untrustworthy character named Nate Lockwood (no picture available), a so-called cartoonist on Keenspace.com. Due to a disgustingly immoral show of support from other Keenspace 'cartoonists' he was able to form a group with unknown control over the very world around us.

Nate's official plan was to draw a cartoon, then forward it to another person. That person would draw the next chapter of the cartoon, and forward it to the next person on the list. No person would see any other part of the story but the part drawn by the person immediately before them. When the last person is finished, Nate plans to upload it to an unknown site, and knowing his sick mind, probably one with child pornography or a positive attitude towards drugs.

But do not be fooled--this is only a cover for his real plan--the 'cartoons' are secret plans for end-of-the-world doomsday devices with which Nate plans to destroy the world as we know it! His plan is genuis in its simplicity--much like the communists when they plotted to take over Russia, no single person in his organization knows the whole story, so interrogation is useless. His powerful group will not see the plans until they are ready to make their move, and the next day, you can kiss your mommy and daddy goodby.

But do not fear, America. Our deep cover researchers have it well within their power to appropriate the dangerous documents, and we will be posting them on this very site, for your own protection. We will also be posting the news on Nate's terrible plan as soon as we are able to. Have no fear. We are fighting for you.

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NEWSFLASH!!!

We have received word that the conspiracy is now in the hands of Gecco